Escape to Paradise: 67th Heaven in Palawan Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: 67th Heaven? My Palawan Adventure (With a Dash of Reality)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unload on you my recent experience at "Escape to Paradise: 67th Heaven in Palawan Awaits!" Honestly? The name alone sets the bar sky-high. Did it deliver 67th heaven? Well, let's just say my halo's a little…wobbly. This isn't your perfectly polished travel blog, folks; this is my unfiltered take.
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Let's Dive In (and Hopefully Not Drown):
Accessibility: The Reality Check. (Okay, I'm a little anxious here.)
Okay, first things first: accessibility. The website claimed to be accommodating. And, well, kinda-sorta. There was an elevator, which was a HUGE plus. The elevators were functional! That's already a win. However, maneuvering around the property with a wheelchair seemed a little… tricky in certain areas. Some pathways were a bit bumpy, and I noticed a couple of narrow doorways leading to what looked like accessible bathrooms. So, while they tried, it felt more like a well-meaning attempt than truly seamless accessibility. (Rating: 3.5/5 - Room for improvement, guys!)
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Hmmm. Mixed bag. Some areas seemed more navigable than others. I wish I could give a clearer answer, but this is where more specific information would have been handy.
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes, to a certain extent. See above.
Internet: Wi-Fi Wonderland (Mostly):
Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Okay, let's talk internet. They promised Wi-Fi, and they mostly delivered. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Check! (Thank goodness. I NEED my Instagram fix.) Surprisingly, the connection was actually decent, which is a huge relief.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, glorious, FOOD! (Or, Sometimes, Just Food.)
This is where things got interesting. I'm a foodie, and I was psyched. They offered everything from Asian breakfast all the way up to Western cuisine.
- Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant, and more… They've Got options.
- Breakfast Service, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service: Morning, friends! The buffet was… well, it was fine. Nothing to write home about, unless you write home about lukewarm scrambled eggs and slightly soggy bacon. The coffee, though? Surprisingly good! And yes, you could get it delivered to your room. Score! (Thank goodness for the coffee).
- A la carte, Alternative meal arrangement: Lunch and dinner were the stars. I fell head over heels for the… wait for it… the salad in the main restaurant. Yes, a salad. It was fresh, crisp, and the dressing was to die for. Seriously. I ordered it three times. The international food selection was good.
- Room service [24-hour]: Available, but I didn't think to use it to get a late-night snack. Next Time!
- Bottle of water: Yes, they delivered.
Here's a confession: I spent most of my time lounging by that freaking beautiful pool, cocktail in hand. Seriously, the pool with a view was to die for (see the 'Swimming pool', 'Swimming pool [outdoor]', 'Pool with view' categories).
Relaxation Station: Spa Day Dreams and Fitness Center Fails:
- Ways to relax, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Right. Let's talk relaxation. The spa was… an absolute delight. I treated myself to a massage and a body scrub. The massage therapist was magic, kneading away all my tension. Pure bliss. And the foot bath before the massage? Perfection. The sauna and steamroom… I peeked in, but confess, I'm not a big fan.
- Fitness Center: Oh God. I tried the fitness center. I tried. It was… tiny. Like, "two treadmills and a dusty elliptical" tiny. And the air conditioning? Non-existent. Let's just say I got my cardio in outside by the pool. (Fitness Center Rating: 2/5 - Needs a serious upgrade!) Maybe a walk on the beach?
Cleanliness and Safety: Masks and Sanitizer Everywhere! (Which is Relieving!)
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, The resort clearly took the whole COVID thing seriously. Hand sanitizer was everywhere. Masks were mandatory, and the staff were constantly cleaning. It was reassuring. I even got a little squirt of sanitizer before I even got out of the taxi. I felt safe.
Services and Conveniences: All The Perks… (Mostly):
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Okay, there were a LOT of services. The concierge was super helpful. The laundry service was quick. The doorman always greeted me with a smile. However… the ‘convenience store’ was a bit of a rip-off. Better to stock up on essentials before you arrive. The Terrace was lovely for an evening drink. I saw a proposal spot, which was a nice touch. The elevator was a lifesaver.
For the Kids: Child's Play (or Not?)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: I don't have kids, but the resort seemed reasonably child-friendly. There was a kid's menu, and I saw a few families enjoying themselves.
In The Room: Comfort and Quirks
Available in all rooms, Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens:
Here’s the truth, the room was pretty great. But not perfect. The view was stunning, the bed was super comfortable (and extra-long!). The blackout curtains were a godsend. But and there's always a but. The lighting was a little… gloomy. Not ideal for applying makeup, let me tell you. But hey, can't have it all, right?
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the gloriously chaotic world of my trip to 67th Heaven Holiday Resort in Palawan, Philippines. This ain't your grandma's perfectly polished itinerary. This is the raw, unfiltered, and probably slightly sunburnt version.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Bungalow Debacle (or, How I Learned to Love Mosquitoes… Maybe)
- 8:00 AM: Ugh, the flight. Always the flight. Felt longer than it should have, probably due to the screaming toddler behind me who, I swear, developed a personal vendetta against my left ear. Finally, we landed in Puerto Princesa! Sunlight blinding, air thick with the scent of something exotic (probably frangipani and diesel exhaust, let's be honest).
- 9:30 AM: Picked up the pre-booked van. Driver seemed nice enough, though his playlist consisted entirely of 80s power ballads sung in Tagalog. Odd, but I'm not complaining. Road trip!
- 12:00 PM: Arrived at 67th Heaven. HOLY. GUACAMOLE. The pictures online didn't do it justice. Turquoise water, fluffy white sand… My jaw literally dropped, and I almost tripped over a sandcastle. First impressions: Pure paradise.
- 1:00 PM: Check-in. Smooth enough, until… the bungalow. They assigned me the "Rustic Hideaway" – code for, "the one furthest from everything, with a roof made of questionable palm fronds." Okay, fine, I'm adventurous!
- 1:30 PM: Bungalow inspection. Oh boy. It was rustic. Like, "Indiana Jones after a hurricane" rustic. The mosquito net looked more like a finely woven doily with a few (massive!) holes. Started to rethink this whole paradise thing…
- 1:45 PM: Tried to nap. Failed miserably. Mosquitoes. They're like tiny, buzzing vampires. Ended up spending the next hour flailing around like a windmill, swatting at anything that moved.
- 3:00 PM: Gave up on the nap. Headed down to the beach. Ocean therapy, here I come!
- 3:30 PM: Snorkeling! The coral! The fish! Okay, maybe the bungalow wasn't so bad. Saw a clownfish, which is what I will forever call "Nemo" because I'm that person.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the resort restaurant. Ambiance was on point: torches, gentle ocean breeze, twinkling stars. Food? Hit or miss. Seafood was incredible (duh!), but the chicken adobo tasted like… well, I won't go there. Let's just say I'm an adventurous eater, but there are limits.
- 8:00 PM: Attempted to read a book on the veranda. Mosquitoes. Curse them. Retreated inside, surrendered to defeat. Started writing this diary, instead.
Day 2: Island Hopping and the Great Fish-Induced Panic (or, When I Faced My Fears… And Almost Barfed)
- 7:00 AM: Woke up feeling like I'd been punched by a coconut. Must be the humidity. And the mosquitoes. Definitely the mosquitoes.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Glorious, glorious breakfast. They had fresh mangoes. I could forgive almost anything for fresh mangoes.
- 9:00 AM: Island hopping excursion. This was the day I was most stoked for. Kayaking through the lagoons, exploring hidden coves, the works!
- 10:00 AM: First stop: a secret lagoon! Crystal clear water, cliffs rising on all sides… Magical. Kayaked through it. Felt like a freaking explorer!
- 11:00 AM: Snorkeling at a beach. The water was pristine. Saw giant clams, turtles! Amazing.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch on a deserted beach. Grilled fish, rice, and the freshest fruit. Simple, perfect. This is the good life, I thought.
- 1:00 PM: Underwater life. Now, I love snorkeling, and I like fish… but I had a mild anxiety about the ocean, and the vastness of unknown.
- 1:30 PM: Snorkeling again. Now they got me. They put me in the water, and I was like. "Oh my gosh.. it's so empty". "What's down there? Is it a shark? A giant squid?" I went in, I panicked, and I told myself they were just fish.
- 1:40 PM: It was the moment, it was the fish. Swimming, going down, I saw the fish. It was big, and I panicked. My heart was racing, I started to hyperventilate. The panic set in. I was going to barf. I couldn't. Don't do it. I tried to breathe, and when my head came above the water level, I was like… "take me back! I need to be taken back". Eventually, after my tour guides calmed me down and helped me relax. I loved the rest of the experience.
- 4:00 PM: Back at the resort. Needed a major dose of relaxation after that near-death experience with a school of fish. Lay on the beach. Let the sun melt away the "I might die" anxiety.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. This time I ordered the steak. Solid choice.
- 7:30 PM: Stargazing. Seriously, the stars here are unbelievable. Absolutely breathtaking. Finally, a moment's peace.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the bungalow. Mosquitoes. Sigh.
Day 3: Farewell Paradise (and the Great Departure Debacle - Part 2)
- 7:00 AM: Last breakfast at 67th Heaven. Sigh. I don't wanna leave. The mosquitoes might be worth it.
- 8:00 AM: One last swim in the ocean. It's going to be a while before I get to breathe this kind of air again.
- 9:00 AM: Bungalow packing. Found three more mosquitoes. They're mocking me, I know it.
- 10:00 AM: Check-out. Smooth enough.
- 11:00 AM: The Great Departure Debacle Part 2: The van driver gets lost. We're supposed to be at the airport, but we seem to be heading in the opposite direction. The 80s power ballads start to sound less charming and more like a soundtrack to my impending doom.
- 11:30 AM: We are miraculously back on track. Made it.
- 12:00 PM: Bye-bye, Palawan!
- 1:00 PM: Flight.
Final Thoughts:
67th Heaven: A raw, untamed, and utterly unforgettable slice of paradise (mosquitoes and all). I learned to embrace the imperfection, the chaos, and the sheer beauty of it all. The fish almost did me in, but hey, at least I have a good story to tell! Would I go back? Absolutely. But next time, possibly with a hazmat suit. (Just kidding… mostly). Book it! You won't regret embracing the glorious mess. And bring bug spray. Seriously, bring ALL the bug spray.
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Okay, so... "Escape to Paradise: 67th Heaven in Palawan Awaits!"... Is it *actually* paradise? And why 67th Heaven?! That's super specific!
Alright, alright, settle down, because YES. But, like, a *real* paradise, with the sand and the sun and the… well, let’s be real, the chance of sunburn. I mean, PALAWAN. The visuals? Stunning. Think turquoise water that looks Photoshopped (but isn’t!), powdery white sand that feels like walking on clouds (until the sun caramelizes your feet, ouch!). And the 67th Heaven thing? Listen, I have *no* idea. It's probably marketing. Maybe they figured 66th Heaven sounded… pedestrian? I tried to find out. I grilled the concierge. I even asked the local fisherman, who just looked at me, shrugged, and offered me a fish. So your guess is as good as mine. But hey, who am I to argue with a beautiful place that, if nothing else, *aspires* to be heavenly, right?
What kind of things are there to DO? Because just lounging on a beach gets old, even in paradise. (For some of us, anyway…)
Okay, *breathe*. I understand. The whole "flop-and-fry" routine isn't for everyone, and honestly? Boredom can creep in. So, activities. Loads of them! Definitely snorkeling. The coral reefs are vibrant! The fish? Rainbows swimming underwater. I swear, I saw a clownfish doing the Macarena... maybe just the dive mask playing tricks on me. But the point is, go snorkeling! Then there’s island hopping. You zip around in a boat, hitting up hidden lagoons, secret beaches, you name it. Did I get seasick on one of the boat trips? Maybe. Let’s just say a certain shade of green wasn’t the color of the water after a while. But still, the views? Worth it. Plus, there's kayaking, paddleboarding, even scuba diving if you’re feeling brave. And for your inner foodie, try to take a cooking class and learn how to make fresh seafood! Seriously, you can't go wrong with the food.
The food! Tell me about the food! Is it all just… fish? Because, uh... I'm not the biggest fan.
Oh, the food. Okay, deep breath. The food is... amazing. Yes, there's a LOT of seafood. And yes, if you’re a die-hard hater of all things finny, you’ll have a bit of a struggle. But! Hear me out. They have other options too. Plenty of chicken, pork, and delicious vegetarian dishes. And the flavors! Think tropical fruits bursting with sweetness, curries with a kick, and everything seasoned to perfection. My absolute favorite? The *kinilaw.* It’s a ceviche, but with coconut milk and lime juice. Honestly? Changed my life. So even if you're not a fish person, at least *try* the kinilaw. You might surprise yourself. Trust me.
Is it expensive? Because "paradise" tends to come with a hefty price tag.
Okay, let's get real. Palawan isn't *cheap*, exactly. But, and this is a BIG BUT, it's not necessarily "sell your kidneys and remortgage your house"-expensive either. There are budget-friendly options for accommodation, from hostels to guesthouses. Food? Can be very affordable if you eat at local restaurants and the carenderias. Island hopping tours? Bargain. Just learn to haggle a little, it's part of the fun! But yes, if you're looking to splash the cash, there are definitely high-end resorts and fancy restaurants that'll drain your wallet. My advice? Find a balance. Splurge on one fancy dinner, but stick to the local fare for the rest of your time. It's authentic, delicious, and won't break the bank.
What's the best time to visit? I don't want to be stuck in a hurricane or something!
Ah yes, the weather. Tricky, because it's nature, and nature does what nature wants. But generally speaking, the dry season, from November to May, is the ideal time. You're less likely to have rain (though, let's be honest, some rain is inevitable). The sun is shining like a spotlight. The sea is calm. Perfect beach weather. I went… well, it was January, and it was pretty much perfect. One day it rained so hard I swear I saw Noah’s Ark floating past. But the next day? Sunshine and rainbows. Which brings me to another important point: Pack some rain gear, just in case. Seriously! And an umbrella, because you never know. I went in the dry season and still got caught in a downpour so intense I thought the sky was broken.
Okay, so like, the locals? Are they friendly? Because sometimes, you know... tourists can... you know.
Friendly? The Filipinos in Palawan are some of the friendliest people I've ever met. Seriously. Smiles are everywhere. They're genuinely welcoming, warm, and always willing to help. They’ll go out of their way to assist you. Now, look, as a tourist, the onus is on *you* to be respectful. Don't be that loud, obnoxious tourist. Be polite. Learn a few basic Filipino phrases (even just "Salamat po" - thank you - goes a long way). Tip generously. And try to understand their culture. You'll find they embrace you with open arms. They are amazing people, really. I once got utterly lost, and this sweet old lady not only helped me find my way back but also gave me some mangoes. Best mangoes of my life.
Tell me about the "67th Heaven" part again. Is there anything special there? Like, what makes it stand out from all the other... *checks notes*... Palawan locations?
Okay, buckle up, because this is where it gets a little… hazy. As I said before, I have no clue what *actually* makes it 67th Heaven. It could be the insane sunsets, the pristine water, the feeling of being so far removed from your everyday life. *Maybe* it's because the sunsets are just *that* mind-blowing. One evening, I was on the beach, the sky was a riot of orange, pink, and purple. And I'm not even exaggerating, I got all emotional. I was sitting there, with a cocktail, watching the sun dip below the horizon. And for a brief, beautiful moment, I thought, "Yeah, this *is* pretty damn close to heaven." The feeling of pure peace and joy. It was just… perfect. So, maybe the name is spot-on. Maybe they bottled that feeling and serve it with a view.
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