Sheraton Levis: Your Dream Quebec City Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a review that's less "perfectly curated brochure" and more "slightly tipsy travel journal." We're talking warts and all, baby. Raw honesty, maybe a little rambling, and definitely a whole lotta opinion. I'm reviewing the heck out of this place, and you're along for the ride.
Let's call it "The Grand Imperial Glimmer & Grind" – just to give it a suitably pretentious (and slightly ridiculous) name.
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The Glimmer & Grind: A Hot Mess of a Review
First off, the name. I'm calling it the Glimmer & Grind because, honestly, that’s the feeling I got. A little bit of glorious glitter, a little bit of… well, let's just say the underbelly of perfection.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (and I mean a mixed salad)
Right, let's get the important stuff out of the way. Accessibility. Look, I'm not in a wheelchair myself, but I try to be observant. Wheelchair accessible? They say yes, but navigating the lobby during peak hour was slightly treacherous. Wide doorways? Yes! Ramps? Mostly. But the sheer number of people milling about made it feel less like a breeze and more like a… well, a slight obstacle course. Facilities for disabled guests: They have them listed, which is good. It’s the execution that felt a little… meh. The details felt less thought out, and more like a check-box exercise.
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: Some of them seemed accessible, but I definitely witnessed a server struggle to push a serving cart through a doorway. This gave me pause.
Internet Access: Free Wi-Fi! Yesss! (Mostly)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! This is a huge win, especially for a workaholic like me. And the speed? Okay, so it wasn't lightning fast, but it was perfectly acceptable for streaming and email. There was also Internet [LAN] in case you're some sort of tech-hermit. (No judgment, though. Sometimes I just want the cable.)
Wi-Fi in public areas: Mostly good, but occasionally it went… poof. Like a magician's disappearing act. Annoying when you're mid-email, but it happened.
Internet services: Didn't really use them, so no complaints.
Things To Do (and Ways to Relax): Spa Time!
Okay, now we're talking. Spa/Sauna, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Steamroom, Pool with view: The spa was a dream. Truly. I could have stayed there for a week. Actually, I wanted to stay there for a week. The Pool with a view was stunning. Seriously Instagram-worthy. I spent a solid afternoon just floating, staring off into the horizon. And the massage? Oh. My. God. The masseuse (let's call her Anya, because she was an Anya) was phenomenal. She ironed out all my knots. Worth every penny. I was so relaxed, I almost fell asleep mid-massage. Seriously, Anya, if you're reading this: you're an angel! I went back for another session.
Then I tried the Fitness center - I am not a gym person, but they had all the usual equipment and a view.
Swimming pool [outdoor]: The outdoor pool was an experience. But, did I mention, Instagram-worthy?
Cleanliness and Safety: Germaphobes, Rejoice!
Here's where the Glimmer really shone, post-pandemic world. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: They really went all out with the hygiene. Made me feel strangely safe and like I was in a hospital.
Breakfast In Room? Yes Please!
Breakfast in room - You betcha and it was delicious.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast for the Senses (and My Stomach)
Okay, the food. This is important. Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: The options were overwhelming, in the best possible way. I went to the Asian cuisine in restaurant first and was not disappointed. The Pad Thai was divine. Then I hit the Buffet in restaurant. Listen, I love a buffet. But this one was… a bit too much variety, leading to decision paralysis. I ended up eating (probably) way too much. The Poolside bar was fabulous for a pre-dinner cocktail to relax after my Instagram worthy pool afternoon.
Room service [24-hour]: Excellent. Perfect for those late-night cravings.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, The Bad, and the "Eh"
So, let's break this one down. Air conditioning in public area: Worked great. Business facilities: They seemed efficient enough, but I didn’t use the Xerox/fax in business center. Cash withdrawal: Easy peasy. Concierge: Super helpful, definitely a lifesaver when I needed help with a tricky reservation. Convenience store: Slightly overpriced, but hey, that's hotel life. Currency exchange: Convenient but take a look at the exchange rate before, for obvious reasons. Daily housekeeping: Spotless. Honestly, my room looked better than when I left it. Doorman: Always there with a smile. Elevator: Efficient, especially with all the luggage. Facilities for disabled guests: Didn’t feel fully optimized, which was a let down. Food delivery: Never used it. Gift/souvenir shop: The usual tourist traps, but decent if you were desperate. Ironing service, Laundry service: Standard hotel stuff. Luggage storage: Perfectly fine. Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, On-site event hosting, Seminars: I didn't attend anything but it looked good. Smoking area: Fine by me, as long as it's outdoors and away from the non-smokers. Terrace: Lovely. Wi-Fi for special events: Also fine.
For The Kids (and the Inner Child in All of Us)
Babysitting service. Fine, but I didn't need it. Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Seemed well-catered for children.
Access, Security and All That
CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms,: Felt safe (and the security gave me peace of mind).
Getting Around (and Away!)
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Everything you'd expect. Car park was a bonus.
Available in all rooms, The Nitty Gritty!
Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. My room was great. No complaints. The extra long bed was a godsend.
My Final, Rambling Verdict…
The Grand Imperial Glimmer & Grind is a mixed bag. It
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Alright, buckle up, Buttercup! Because we're about to dive headfirst into my potential disaster… I mean, potential epic adventure, at the Four Points by Sheraton Levis Convention Centre in Levis, Quebec. This isn’t your glossy corporate travel brochure; this is the unvarnished truth. Let's get this show on the road, warts and all.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Expectations… That Might Be Crushed
1:00 PM - Arrival at Jean Lesage International Airport (YQB): Okay, here we go. The adrenaline is pumping! I've got this meticulously planned itinerary (more on that disaster later, because, let's be honest, meticulously planned itineraries are just invitations for the universe to chuckle and throw a wrench in things). First impression of the airport: "Clean!" (Which, after a 6 hour flight from the west coast with my little brother, is a huge win.)
1:30 PM - Taxi to Four Points by Sheraton: Praying the taxi driver isn’t one of those chatty types who corner you for the entire ride about the history of the Quebecois people (even though I’m genuinely interested, I need a moment to regroup before I have a full-blown existential crisis). Fingers crossed for a smooth drive. Also, pray that I don’t leave my sanity behind at the baggage carousel.
2:30 PM - Check-in and Room Recon: This is where things get REAL. Check-in is my crucible. Praying for a friendly receptionist, an upgrade (never hurts to dream!), and a view that isn’t a brick wall. I'm aiming for a room that screams: "I'm in Quebec!" Not a beige box that could be anywhere. Let's be honest, I've checked in to rooms that are more depressing than a wet Monday morning. Okay, breathing… Breathe in, breathe out.
3:00 PM - The Room: A Love-Hate Relationship: Okay, quick inspection. Bed comfortable? Check. Bathroom, hopefully clean (that’s the bare minimum, people). The view…Oh sweet mother of.. the view! A majestic vista of the St. Lawrence River! I'm actually speechless. I might have just won the lottery. Immediately, I'm pulling out my phone for the obligatory photo. Okay, it's not the Louvre, but it's… spectacular. And that's where this starts to slip: I'm immediately plotting my escape attempt to the nearby stores. Chocolate, wine, souvenirs. It's gotta be done.
3:30 PM - Exploring the Venue (a.k.a. Getting Lost, Probably): Convention centers. These are the Bermuda Triangles of the event world. I’m sure I’ll wander aimlessly for a solid hour, desperately trying to figure out where the heck I am and how to get back to my room (or where the snacks are -- priorities!). I'm anticipating that the convention will be chaotic. I hope people bring their A game and are friendly.
6:00 PM - Dinner: La Station Gourmande: The hotel restaurant! My first meal in Quebec. Expecting some local specialties, maybe poutine (sacrilege if I don’t order it), and hoping for a friendly, patient waiter who can handle my terrible French. (I'm a disaster with languages, but I'm slowly improving on Duolingo, lol.)
**7:30 PM - Settling in: ** Back in the room! Ahh, peace. Time to upload the photos and videos and write a blog.
Day 2: Convention Chaos and Quebec City's Allure
8:00 AM - Breakfast at the hotel: Breakfast time! Hoping for an incredible breakfast buffet! My usual hotel breakfast routine: Eggs, bacon, coffee, and more bacon. I feel like it is a necessary part of the experience.
9:00 AM - Convention Begins! Deep breaths. The first official event! I'm expecting networking, presentations, and the ever-present danger of awkward small talk. I'm also preparing for the inevitable tech glitches, the overly enthusiastic presenters, and the allure of the vending machine when things get boring (and they will get boring, let's be real).
12:00 PM - The Lunch Break: Lunchtime! I'm hoping for decent food, not that sad sandwich and wilted salad situation. This is also when I'll need to start mapping out my escape for the afternoon.
1:00 PM - More Convention (Or: The Escape Plan): If the convention is a snoozefest, I'm bailing. I'm in Quebec, people! I'm not spending my entire trip cooped up in a conference room. I'm dreaming of exploring the historic streets of Quebec City! I'll probably sneak out and head over to Old Quebec.
2:00 PM - Old Quebec's Charms (and Tourist Traps): Walking through the cobblestone streets. The charm! The history! The people! The shops and the food! I’ll be going all out: The Dufferin Terrace, the Château Frontenac, the quaint shops – I'm going to soak it all in. Okay, and yes, I'll probably buy a ridiculously overpriced souvenir. Don't judge me! I can't help it.
6:00 PM - Dinner in Old Quebec: Finding a cozy bistro for dinner. I'm shooting for something authentic French-Canadian cuisine. Crepes?! Okay, yes, crepes. I must find the best crepes.
8:00 PM - Strolling Along the River: Reflections: I'll find a spot to sit by the river and watch the city lights glitter on the water, taking a moment to reflect on what has happened so far.
Day 3: Convention, Depart, and Deep Thoughts
8:00 AM - Breakfast Buffet, Again: Gotta fuel up for the final day of conference madness. May as well stuff my face with a final round of bacon and pancakes before the day arrives.
9:00 AM - Final Day of the Convention (Ugh): The remaining keynote speaker. The last workshops. The final opportunity to network (or, more accurately, to awkwardly fumble through conversations).
12:00 PM - Farewell Lunch and Goodbyes
1:30 PM - Head for Airport: Back to reality, back to all the things at home.
2:30 PM - Airport & Departure: It's time to go home!
Emotional Aftermath: Okay, let's be honest. I'm probably going to be sad to leave. And it's not even something I'm sure I am ready for!
The Unfinished Bits (Because Life Doesn't Always Work Out):
The real reason I'm doing this is a bit of an undercurrent. I'm trying to find myself or something. Travel? Yes, but there is meaning and depth, and I'll figure it out later.
The possibility of awkward encounters.
The chance of a massive travel meltdown.
But, it all adds to the narrative, right?
In Conclusion:
This "itinerary" is less a rigid schedule and more a loose outline of my potential adventure. Expect deviations, unexpected delights, moments of pure joy, and probably a few epic fails. Come along for the ride, and let's see what kind of stories we create!
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