Uncover Malang's Hidden Gem: Grand Mercure Malang's Luxury Awaits!
Uncovering Malang's Jewel: Grand Mercure Malang – Is Luxury Truly Waiting? (A Messy, Honest Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups! This isn't your typical sterile hotel review. We're going deep, folks. I’m still recovering from my trip to Malang, and honestly, the Grand Mercure… well, it left me with a mixed bag of feelings. Let's dive in, shall we? Prepare for a ride.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (and a little bit of a sigh…)
Okay, let's start with the elephant in the room: accessibility. The Grand Mercure claims to be accessible… and they have the facilities. The elevator is there, the ground floor areas are generally good. However, and this is a BIG "however," I didn't experience it firsthand. I'm ambulatory, but my travel companion uses a wheelchair, and while the rooms are supposed to be accessible, navigating the nitty-gritty details – getting around poolside, some of those slightly raised thresholds in the lobby (I'm looking at you!), and the general layout – felt a little… optimistic in its accessibility. It’s like they tried to be accessible, but didn't quite follow through with the execution. They've got the idea, but maybe a little more attention to detail would make this a real winner for everyone. So, mixed feelings here.
Accessible Restaurants/Lounges – Yes, the main restaurant (more on that… later) and the lobby lounge seemed pretty navigable with a wheelchair.
The Room: A Sanctuary… Mostly (and Why I NEEDED Those Blackout Curtains)
Alright, the rooms. They're… fine. They're clean. They've got a good bed, a decent mini-bar, and yes, thank God for blackout curtains! Those things are a lifesaver, especially after a day battling Malang's traffic (which, let me tell you, is an experience in itself!). You also got Free Water bottles. That's always a plus. Free WiFi in all rooms? Praise be! They're generally well-equipped. Additional toilet is a perk, especially when you're sharing a room with someone! Bathroom phone? Okay, fancy! The in-room safe box, definitely smart. Laptop workspace, crucial. Basically, they try – they really try – to cover the bases. The extra long bed was a welcome. The Air Con was great, but occasionally it did the whole "hot-cold-hot-cold-wtf-is-going-on?!" dance. But hey, you can't have it all, right?
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling, Well, Pretty Safe
Now, the COVID protocols. Grand Mercure takes it seriously. I'm not going to pretend I understand the science, but I felt safe, and that’s what counts to me. Staff trained in safety protocol, check. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Check. Anti-viral cleaning products? They said so! Rooms sanitized between stays? Yep. Daily disinfection in common areas? I hope so. A few of the details felt a little… overdone, you know? Like the little sealed packets of individual sugar at the coffee shop. (I kind of missed the shared sugar bowl, but I get it.) Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? They tried. Sometimes a little hard. Overall, though, I'd give them a solid B+ on pandemic preparedness.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Food… A Complicated Relationship
Okay, here's where things get… interesting. Let’s start with the good: Breakfast [buffet]. The breakfast buffet. It's massive. Western, Asian – you name it, they got it. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was particularly good, and their Nasi Goreng was the bomb. However, and this is a BIG however… it felt a bit chaotic. The buffet area was bustling, it’s hard to find tables and seats. And sometimes, just sometimes, the food quality felt… a little inconsistent. You had the amazing, melt-in-your-mouth pastries one day, and then… the slightly dried-out croissants the next. Maybe they just run out fast or need to restock. Coffee/tea in restaurant was good, at least, and you could always get a bottle of water. I did enjoy the Western cuisine in restaurant at times, especially their steaks. The coffee shop had some decent pastries and coffee as well. The poolside bar was a highlight! Poolside bar with cocktails, now that's what I’m talkin' about! Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver when I was jetlagged and craving a midnight snack. While the snack bar was good, and the desserts in restaurant were also nice, The prices were a bit high, so you may want to seek options in Malang, if you're on a tight budget. A tip - A la carte in restaurant you can enjoy meals without having to be overwhelmed by the buffet.
Things to Do: Spa, Pool, and… More Spa? (and the gym)
This is the part I was most looking forward to! The spa! Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Spa/sauna, Steamroom. The works! The Sauna itself was great, I had a nice long steam. The spa itself was AMAZING. It was a true escape. A little slice of heaven. So, yeah, the spa gets a A+. I am a spa guy, and I needed this so badly! The swimming pool [outdoor] was also pretty great, but sometimes it got ridiculously crowded. There’s a Pool with view, really great for taking photos and posting them on Instagram! The Gym/fitness also worked, if you're into that kind of thing. I tried to get a workout in, but mostly ended up admiring the view from the window.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
They've got pretty much everything you'd expect. Concierge? Check. Currency exchange? Check. Daily housekeeping? Spot on. Dry cleaning? Yes. Laundry service, absolutely. Big plus is the elevator. Luggage storage, essential. Cash withdrawal, very handy. Car park [free of charge]! Boom. Car park [on-site]! Double boom. The gift/souvenir shop was useful in a pinch. I got my friend some souvenirs at late notice, which saved so much time. The indoor and outdoor venues for special events. The staff were all very friendly and really tried their best to deal with all my silly requests. The Doorman was super helpful, too, especially when I was being a total klutz and lugging my luggage around. There's also free Wi-Fi in all rooms.
For the Kids:
I didn't have kids with me, but the Grand Mercure seemed to be doing a decent job of catering to families. Babysitting service, Kids facilities, and a Kids meal.
Getting Around:
Airport transfer is available. Taxi service? Yep. Valet parking? If you're feeling fancy.
The Quirks, The Imperfections, The Truth:
Look, it's a solid hotel. It's comfortable. It's got all the bells and whistles you’d expect from a Grand Mercure. But it’s not perfect. And maybe that's what makes it… human. The service was hit-or-miss (mostly hit, but occasionally… miss). The food was sometimes amazing, sometimes meh. The accessibility was… nearly there. It's got a few rough edges.
Final Verdict:
Would I recommend it? Yes, with a few caveats. If you're looking for a comfortable stay in Malang, and you're okay with a few imperfections, you’ll probably enjoy it. But if you are looking for the absolute pinnacle of luxury and accessibility, you might want to dial your expectations back a notch. It’s a great hotel, but not flawless.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your meticulously planned, Instagram-perfect itinerary. This is my planned chaos, a real-life adventure (or potential disaster) at the Grand Mercure Malang, Indonesia. Let's see if I survive this.
Grand Mercure Malang: A Messy, Wonderful, and Probably Humiliating Adventure
Day 1: Arrival & the Great Nasi Goreng Predicament
- Time: 1:00 PM - Arrival, Check-in, and That First Breath of Malang Air (hopefully not too smoggy!)
- Okay, first impressions: the lobby is impressively…gold. Like, really gold. Is this a hotel or a particularly opulent bank vault? I'm half-expecting a secret agent to pop out. Check-in was smooth, thankfully. My Bahasa Indonesia is limited to “terima kasih” and “nasi goreng,” which I plan to employ liberally.
- Time: 2:00 PM - "Operation Locate Nasi Goreng" Begins
- Okay, deep breath. I'm hungry. Desperately hungry. My flight food was…questionable. The mission: find the best Nasi Goreng in Malang. I've consulted the internet (a mixed blessing, I'm sure). The hotel restaurant seems like a safe bet for now.
- Mental Note (and possible confession): My stomach is already rumbling. I'm picturing fluffy rice, the perfect fried egg, a hint of chili…and I'm already drooling.
- Time: 2:30 PM - Nasi Goreng Assessment - The Verdict?
- So, the nasi goreng. The moment of truth. And…it was good! Very good, actually. But… I'm pretty sure I added way too much chili. My sinuses are running like a faucet, and I might be sweating Niagara Falls. This is a testament to my love of spice. A delicious, fiery testament.
- Time: 4:00 PM - Poolside Panic and a Questionable Sunburn
- Decided on a dip in the pool. The water was actually quite lovely (not too chlorine-y, miracle!). And the sun? Let's say my lily-white self may have underestimated its power. I feel a slight (and rapidly worsening) pinkness. Sunscreen, where were you when I needed you?!
- Time: 7:00 PM - Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant (again?!) and Attempted Bahasa Indonesia
- Dinner at the same restaurant because, lets be honest, I'm too tired to venture forth and I'm still in the afterglow of the nasi goreng.
- Anecdote Alert: Tried to order in Bahasa. Instead of saying, "Can I have another water, please?" (which is what I thought I was saying), I'm pretty sure I accidentally requested a live chicken. The waiter stared at me, bewildered. We settled on gestures and laughter. My language skills need serious work.
- Time: 9:00 PM - Bedtime and Reflecting on the Day
- Tired. Very, very tired. Malang is officially a thing. The pool was nice, the food was… memorable, and my Bahasa is currently a joke. Tomorrow: mount Bromo? I'm both terrified and ridiculously excited.
Day 2: Bromo Bust, Chicken Mayhem, and Deep-Fried Regret (and some good bits!)
- Time: 3:00 AM - The Dawn Patrol & a Hasty Coffee
- Okay, this is brutal. Waking up at 3 AM to go to Mount Bromo is NOT my idea of fun. But the pictures… the photos… the sheer magnitude of it all… I drag myself out of bed and inhale a hasty cup of hotel coffee (questionable quality, but caffeine is caffeine).
- Time: 4:00 AM - The Bumpy Jeep Ride of Doom
- The jeep ride to Bromo was… an experience. Let's just say my kidneys are now intimately acquainted with every pothole in Malang. I'm pretty sure my spine is permanently compressed. But the anticipation! The promise of a sunrise over a volcano!
- Time: 5:00 AM - Bromo Sunrise - Is this Real Life?
- THIS. This is why I'm here. The sunrise over Bromo? Absolutely breathtaking. The clouds, the colors, the sheer vastness of it all… I was speechless. (Which, if you know me, is a rarity). I stood there, awestruck, feeling incredibly small and incredibly grateful. This one thing was the best part of the trip so far.
- Time: 7:00 AM - Volcano Hike - More of a Slip-and-Slide
- The climb up the steps to the crater rim? Not so graceful. I'm not particularly fit, and the volcanic ash made it a bit treacherous. I may or may not have nearly face-planted on several occasions. More than once. I just embraced the slip and slide- my dignity be damned!
- Time: 9:00 AM - The Chicken Predicament Revisited (and this time, it's about me)
- Back at the hotel, I'm STARVING. The breakfast buffet is calling my name. And here's where things got interesting. I thought I was ordering something from the chef, but when it got to my table, an enormous portion of fried chicken landed in front of me. This was not a happy sight for someone still recovering from the bumpy jeep ride.
- Time: 10:00 AM - "Operation Recover from Chicken"
- So here I am, in my hotel room, sweating, bloated and wondering if I'll EVER be able to eat fried chicken again. This is not how I planned for the trip, but the struggle is real.
- Time: 12:00 PM - Rest, Recuperation, and Regret (plus some good memories)
- The heat is getting to me. I hide in the hotel rooms and watch tv. Thinking about the Bromo - I'm already planning my next trip to witness the magnificence yet again.
Day 3: Markets, Misunderstandings, and a Flight from Freedom!
- Time: 9:00 AM - Morning Stroll; Not exactly peaceful
- I figured a morning stroll. I went out the front doors not realizing that outside was a chaotic maze of markets and scooters. I am not a fan of chaos.
- Time: 11:00 AM - The Art of "Bargaining (or Making a Fool of Myself)"
- Ventured into the local market. I attempted to bargain for a batik scarf. I ended up paying probably twice the amount, but the vendor was so charming, I couldn't bring myself to haggle. I just took the hit and told myself I was contributing to the local economy the best I can.
- Time: 1:00 PM - The Culinary Mystery
- Tried a local street food stall. Ordered something that looked vaguely like noodles. It was, perhaps, an acquired taste. Let's just say the spice level was on par with my Bromo experience, and my taste buds are still recovering.
- Time: 3:00 PM - Pack and Go!
- Packing, checking out, and heading to the airport, where I just hope everything goes smoothly.
Final Thoughts:
Malang, you were a mix of awe-inspiring beauty, culinary adventures (and misadventures), and moments of sheer awkwardness. Did I survive? Yes, but barely. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Because even with the bumps, the bruises, and the questionable food choices, it was an experience I wouldn’t trade for anything. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a long nap and some serious digestive enzymes. And maybe a therapist to deal with my new fried chicken-related trauma.
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Okay, Spill the Beans: Is the Grand Mercure Malang REALLY a "Hidden Gem"?
Alright, okay, confession time! "Hidden Gem" might be a *slight* exaggeration. Let's be real, it's not like you're stumbling upon this place whilst hacking through the jungle with a machete. It's pretty darn prominent. BUT... it *does* have those little pockets of awesome that feel special, you know? Like, the pool? Stunning. I spent a good hour just floating around, feeling like a total fancy pants. (Until a rogue pool noodle slapped me in the face. Still worth it.) So, yeah, "hidden" in the sense that those little touches of luxury are a delightful surprise, a little escape within a not-so-hidden location. Think of it less as a diamond in the rough and more like… a really well-polished, sparkly rock. Still pretty darn good, right?
The Rooms! ARE They Actually Luxurious, Or Just... Beige? (I've Been Burned Before.)
Oh, the rooms. That's where it really gets interesting, doesn't it? Look, I've stayed in hotels that claimed "luxury" and delivered… well, let's just say I’ve seen more exciting toilet paper. BUT! Grand Mercure actually delivers. I’m talking plush beds, good lighting (important for selfies!), and, get this, a *bathtub*. Like, a real bathtub. I spent a very long time in that bathtub, to be honest. Maybe too long. My skin looked like a prune for a week after, but it was WORTH IT. Okay, okay, the décor is maybe a *touch* on the conservative side – you're not getting anything avant-garde. BUT, it's undeniably comfortable. And after a day of exploring Malang’s chaos? Comfort is King. Or Queen. Or whoever’s ruling from the bathtub that particular evening.
What's the Food Like? I'm a Hangry Monster in the Morning.
Breakfast. The ultimate make-or-break for any hotel, right? And the Grand Mercure… they *don't* disappoint. Okay, there's the usual suspects: eggs, bacon (crispy, praise be!), fruit, the whole shebang. But then… they throw in the local stuff. And *that* is where the magic happens. I’m talking nasi goreng that’ll make you weep (in a good way), some weird, delicious pastries that I couldn’t even pronounce, and… oh, the coffee. Strong, rich, and perfectly brewed. I seriously need to figure out how they do it. I think I had like, four cups, and then I couldn't be understood for about an hour after. So yes, the food is good, and it's definitely a major plus. BRING YOUR HUNGER!
Is There a Spa? Because Stressed.
YES! And this is important. Yes, there’s a spa. And oh my god, you need to go. Honestly, the entire experience was just… serene. My shoulders had knots that were probably planning world domination, and the masseuse just… *melted* them. Like, poof! Gone! I almost fell asleep and drooled. I’m not even ashamed. I left feeling like a completely new person, ready to take on the world (or at least, another large plate of nasi goreng). So, yeah. Spa? Mandatory. Book it now. Seriously. Don't wait.
Okay, But is it *Kid-Friendly*? Because I'm Traveling with Mini-Me.
Hmm, kid-friendly... It’s a tricky one, right? The pool is fantastic, which is a huge win. There were definitely families when I was there, so it's not like you'll feel out of place. BUT it's not like, a Disney resort. There's no dedicated kids' club or anything. It is, however, the PERFECT setup for getting *some* peace! You know, everyone happy, swimming, and busy? Perfect! So yes, you can defo make it work, you might just need to plan, and pack a few toys. My advice, though? Enjoy the peace while you have it. You deserve the break. Seriously.
What's the Vibe? Trendy? Romantic? Do I Need to Pack a Tuxedo?
The vibe? Relaxed luxury. Think… elegant, but not stuffy. You won't need a tuxedo (unless you *want* to, no judgment!). It’s more about feeling comfortable and taken care of. People were dressed up, you know, ready for their Instagram pics but I felt great in a nice shirt. It's the kind of place where you can wander down to breakfast in your robe and no one bats an eyelid. It’s sophisticated, but welcoming. It's perfect for a couple's getaway, a solo trip, or even a relaxed business trip (if you're into that sort of thing). Honestly, it just feels… good. That sums it up.
What's the Location Like? Is It Convenient for Exploring Malang?
Location, location, location, right? That's the REAL question. And honestly, the Grand Mercure is pretty well-placed. It's central enough to get around easily. You're not exactly miles from the action. I spent a day wandering around the city, taking in the sights, eating all the street food I could handle. After a long day of exploring you can just go back to your comfy bed. But you could also be fine just going back into the hotel pool. Everything is pretty close. And the hotel staff? Super helpful with directions and recommendations. So, yeah, location? Solid. Definitely a win.
Okay, The Bad Stuff. What's the Catch? Spill it!
Alright, alright, nobody’s perfect, right? And honestly, there aren't many massive drawbacks. The price? It might be a bit of a splurge, depending on your budget. But honestly, I thought it was worth it. You get what you pay for, and in this case, you’re getting a really nice experience. Other minor points: the Wi-Fi wasn’t always the fastest in my room, which was mildly annoying when I wanted to upload my Instagram masterpieces (Priorities, people!). And, sometimes the elevators get a bit busy at peak times. But honestly, those are pretty minor complaints. Seriously, I’m struggling to find anything majorly wrong. It's a good place.
Bottom Line: Would You Go Back?
Absolutely. Without a doubt. A hundred percent. I’d book a room right now if I could. I lovedSmart Traveller Inns
